What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

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What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

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A Black and a Mexican are in the back of a car, they are carpooling to save money on gas.

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two tomatos walked over the road and..... just kidding tomatos can't walk.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? She has no legs, that's why.

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What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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What's big and white?

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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If Jimmy has $5, and he finds $20 on the street, how much money does Jim have? None. He was mugged by a black man.

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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Knock knock Who's there? Taco Taco who? Taco bell

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Billy. Oh, come on in. You could have just knocked on my door or rang doorbell without saying "Knock Knock" though, that's kind of childish.

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Q.) What did the young child of a highly idiosyncratic family do when he heard the fire-alarm going off unexpectedly in his house? A.) He started to panic since he hadn't received any portions of formal insturction in the art of, "Stop, drop and roll", prior to the moment of the lamentable catastrophe. I think that we should blame his parents/teachers immediately... *Sigh*

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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"We wear pink on Wednesdays"" -Mean Girls, 2004

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Half koala, half walrus, behold...the Koalrus!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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