- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats more annoying than being raped by a giant scorpian? finding out that half the anti-jokes are terrible

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

wanna hear a joke womens rights

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why couldn't the pirate get into the movie? Because he was armed and clearly inebriated.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

balls

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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