What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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What do you call a fat person with no friends? An individual who is over the expected weight of a person their age, who finds themselves disliked by people in their s surroundings, possibly due to their weight problem, but also it may be because of any personality defects they may have, or they simply may prefer to be alone.

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When Santa got stuck up the chimney he began to shout.. But he didn't shout for long as he soon succumbed to the toxic smoke and died of carbon monoxide poisoning

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Bartender says "Why the long face?" The Bartender is then put into a lunatic asylum for hallucinating and trying to communicate with said hallucinations.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A penguin in a blender.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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knock knock who's there doctor doctor who No

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I am a women

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Why do we need to keep answering encryption codes? Because you can't keep a good Jew down (Wyndellberg)

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Whats funnier than watching the kid next to you on the computer? Nothing because he is still trying to figure out that i unplugged his mouse!

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

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Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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