knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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Why was the turtle blue? He wasn't you are color blind.

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A man goes to a doctor and says , "My arm hurts in 3 places." the doctor says, "Dont go to those places.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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when debbie meets downer

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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