- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Marmite.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

A man killed himself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why was the Cubs fan sad? His wife just left him.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What moos like a cow? Another cow

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

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