Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Knock knock. who's there? Strawberry! Strawberry who? Pickle!

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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What is a man? A misserable little pile of shi... Moral: What is a man?

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because a tree fell on her. Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally...

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Guess what I did to the clown I hit it with an axe

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Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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Anti Joke

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