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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

Breast cancer.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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