- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

roses are red violets should be purple

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

knock knock no ones home

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

whats brown and sticky? shit

An Asian man fails a math test

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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