- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman walk into a bar and the barman asks "Is this some kind of a joke?"

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

black people

I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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