- Anti Joke

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

Women's rights

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

an athiest walks into a church

Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because due to the crashing economy he feels the need tom travel far distanced for work and food to support his growing family, this causes him to take dangerous routes of travel through hazardous areas with fast moving automobiles that potential have the chance to kill or severely Maine the distressed chicken. Not only does he have to cross these roads twice a day he is also under the added pressure of many millions of people questions why he takes such chivalrous actions to save the his future descent and the steep decline in the population of chicken.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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