Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

A: If you were stranded on an island and you could only have one thin, what would it be? B: A boat A: That makes sense

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

I <3 Hitler

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

knock knock come in!

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

what did the old lady die of old age...

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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