A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

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Your mom is so fat, that when she went to the doctor, the doctor told her she had Type II Diabetes.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is worse then finding a worm in your apple!? Getting raped!

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why did the onion fall out of the bag? ...there was a hole in the bag so the onion fell out

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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Why did god smite the homosex man with all of heavens wrath? For shits and gigs.

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If life gives you lemons, steal the declaration of independance and use the lemons and a hair dryer to reveal the numbers on the back. Then enbark on an epic journey that ends with the discovery of the templars treasure. Lastly, use the money you earned to buy some lemons and make some lemonade.

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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There's two bears in the shower. One bear says "pass the soap". The other bear says "no soap. Radio".

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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What's the best way to get gum out of your hair? Cancer

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

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If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You were adopted and I couldn't think of a good way to tell you...

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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What do you call the man who graduated medical school last in his class? Doctor

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Why was the little boy upset? He was on fire.

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What do you call white people that live in a trailer park? Residents.

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