The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

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What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

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*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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420

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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what did the therapist say to the other therapist? WE'VE SAID THIS WAY TOO MANY TIMES YOU SHIT

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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