Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

Obama says: I can throw one 1,000 dollar bill out the window and make one person really happy Michelle says: I can throw ten 100 dollar bills out the window and make ten people really happy The Co-Pilot says: I can throw you both out the window and make 250,000,000 people really happy tee-hee

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

Justin Bieber

whats worse than being late to school haveing your family killed by an angry peice of toast

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

The black man leaves the strip club.

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