- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

You see how lame this is?

Why was Sally lying on the ground? Cause she was dead

Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Knock Knock Who's there? Reality, we have come to install a doorbell.

the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

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