What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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My parents have an open marriage.

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Whats worse than being white and in harlem on the 4th of july? Your schizophrenic father leaving you a voicemail detailing the politics of successful encounters with prostitutes.

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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What did the president do for the people? ...

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WHAT????

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What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

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Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

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A Man Walks Into A Bar. He's Immediately Rushed To The Hospital.

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Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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Why did Timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a brick at him!

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg because if a chicken came first then that means chickens magically appeared. Eggs however may change over time through evolution by a common ancestor because after millions of years of hatching, it slowly mutated by natural selection and became to what is now known as the domestic chicken. (Applause)

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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