- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Q: Why is the Universe so big? A: Because it is the same size as my penis.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

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Your so fat that you have a 75% chance increase of dying from congenital heart failure.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

I said I hate niiggers

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

What has four legs and starts with the letter D? A cow.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

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