- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory? I don't remember how it goes... by the way, did you hear the one about the man who kept losing his memory?

A man keeping specific track of time,eagerly waits for a punch line.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's the different between a trampoline and a baby? You take off your shoes before jumping on a trampoline.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

How can you spot a blind person at a nudist colony? They might be carrying a white stick, or have a guide dog or someone to help them navigate the premises.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

Why did Charlotte fall off the swing? She got hit in the face with an axe.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to end the lives of two male individuals and paralyze the the third male individual from the hip down.

Whats worse than finding a real joke on anti-jokes? -Nothing

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

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