- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

"KNOCK KNOCK". I opened the door to greet my guests for the party.

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Justin Bieber got laid

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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