- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

When Michael Jackson was making his last son, he named him Blanket... he was cold.

What did the autistic child say to the doctor? Nothing. His condition is so severe that he is mute and may never talk for the rest of his life.

Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

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What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

kyle dosnt question his sexuality

Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

i once thought i could do crytal meth but then i thought naw better not

why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

What happened when the dog was was let out to chase the rabbit? It caught the rabbit and killed it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

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Guess what? Holocaust

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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