What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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What's 9+10? 19

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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How do you like your eggs in the morning? -Poached or Fertilised?

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What kind of fire alarm does a zebra not like? One that doesn't work

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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Why did the black man go to school? So he could graduate with a degree and persue his life in medicine. He later goes on to get his P.H.D. He now supports his healthy family of 5 and living in Idaho, the state of the potato. He has a job as a doctor and is making more than $2M a year. Ha, didn't expect that now did ya.

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Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

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Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Needless to say,

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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