why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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A viking walks into a bar, and orders 6 beers. the man working asks "why did you order so many beers?" the viking says"because one for me 6 brothers who were separated from me many years ago." then he leaves. the next morning the viking walks into the bar, and orders 5 beers.the man working says"im sorry for your loss." the viking says"what? oo no im just getting tierd of drinking!'

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Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Notice how Anti-Joke MISSPELLED "user", writing "uses" instead. Probably most of you didn't notice until I posted this :)

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the police there was several calls from people in the sarounding area who heard screaming from ur basement

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Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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A pig and an elephant walk into a bar. But the pig doesn't even make it into the bar because the mentaly insane elephant ate him. Ouch

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when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

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Roses are red, Violets are pretty, look at their team, Surrender at 20.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Where do 4 Mexicans in a car go? In the Car Pool lane.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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