Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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Knock knock Who's there? Death. Come with me.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

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Thomas the Tank Engine could see Express up ahead on the tracks! His driver shut off steam and applied his brakes. Ahead of him Gordon groaned "Ohhhhh stop your train! Stop your train! His driver and fireman jumped out quickly. Thomas tried his very hardest and eventually found himself slowing down. But there wasn't enough time and Thomas smashed right into the express. Seven people were killed and Thomas himself was smashed to pieces.

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

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a bumble bee walked into a bar, looking tired and worn out. 'long day, eh?' said the barman. 'yes' replied the bee. 'i was flying along to collect some honey when i noticed a large obstical obstructing me. i stuck my pointy needle in it, and according to legend, i will die in short hours to come' suddenly michael jacksons thriller flicked on in the jukebox, the bumble bee boogied all night long until he slowly passes away in the early hours of the morning. long live boogie bee.

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Womens Rights.

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What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

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Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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