How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What number comes after 29? 30.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

yolo mother f-uckaaaa

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things, because a dead baby isn't funny at all.

A newborn, an infant, a teenager, a person in their 20s, a person in the 40s, a person in their 60s, a person in their 70s, a person in their 80s, and a little old lady who is about 105 walk into a bar. Wait, infants can't walk.

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

You know what is really annoying? An annoying baby that wont stop crying while you are trying to do very important work.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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