- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

Yo mamma is so old that she died.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

giddy goat

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

What did the Chinaman say to the other Chinaman? I dont know, he was speaking in Chinese.

What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Jeremy has 8 apples. Susie has 3. how much does Jason have? Purple because aliens don't like grapes.

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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