Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

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irish wristwatch JLR

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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How do you drown a blond? Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

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There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

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Why did the kid cry? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because all they have to do is shoot, steal, and run.fctswity (sultably

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

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Yo momma so ugly she looks like a penis

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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two elderly men were sitting in the sun discussing their lives. The first man says "my life was horrible as I had to walk to work uphill in the snow with no boots on a daily basis" The second man looks at the first and replies "you know why my life was horrible?.. I was born a jewish man in Germany during the second world war and was injustly judged and harrassed nearly to death on a daily basis"

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender is amazed at the fact that an animal that possesses neither the mental nor the physical abilities to open doors, still managed to enter the bar without breaking anything.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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pickle sniffer

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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