what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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What do you call a dinosaur eating a taco? Nothing, you are high.

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what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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there is a mexican and a black guy in the back of a car, who is driving? The cop

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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An Asian man, a black man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They all buy the same drink, are charged the same price and say " We are all equal! " They then continue on with their days normaly.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What happened when a saxophone hit Sally? She had a concussion.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

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Whats worse than a clock with no hands? Your mom with cancer.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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