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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? ask himnicely and if he doesn't promptly call the fire department

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away