- Anti Joke

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

My mom gave me a quarter. I tryed to spend it on bubblegum but 7-11 said no...

whats purple and savage? Barney!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

Q:Why did the cop arrest the black guy with a gun? A: because he shot a family and when the funeral was held he cooked a grenade killed everyone and peed on there grave, later he rapped two dogs and stabbed a crippled then tea bagged a horse to death.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.