A Jew! Bless you.

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roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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out of your comfort zone

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Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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can i have a cookie no diabeto!

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AIDS

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Butt Sex.

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What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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child labor

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Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

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Police Report: A 100 year old man was beaten to death on his centennial birthday. Sources claim to say he was "getting his birthday punches"

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

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ginger

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What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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