Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

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Yo mama so fat, her whole family is encouraging her to exercise and go on a diet.

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Penis

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

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How many beavers can you fit in one paddling pool? None; it's probably very dangerous trying

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

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A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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