- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother called last night. She wants her recipe back.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Yo mamas so fat.