- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street when they see an orphanage on fire. "Oh my god!" says the rabbi. "We have to save the children!" "Screw the children!" says the priest. "Out of what?" replies the rabbi.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&Ms factory? Because she slapped the boss when he made a pass at her. Afterwhich she reported the incident to her Union and the boss was fired for Sexual Harassment. She was then rehired with a substantial increase in salary.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Bob goes swimming in the ocean. Due to the fact that his father sexually abused him as a child, and never taught him how to swim, he drowns.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What would make a black guy sad? His mom dying on death bed...

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Roses are red Here is something new Violets are violet NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

What is more dangerous than heroine? T.J. Lane

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A Irish man walks our of a bar

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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