What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because your a fag.

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the WNBA

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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Yo momma is so fat that we are incredibly concerned for her health.

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What did the unappreciated YTPer say in the comment section of Nyan Cat? "PLEASE CHECK OUT MY YTP'S! I'M BEGGING YOU! YOU DON'T LOVE ME!!! WHY?!!! Q_Q"

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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What is better than a cat? Nothing

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Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a black man driving a police car? Officer

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

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i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

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What's worse than an anti-joke? People who don't get the concept of an anti-joke and post regular jokes on this site.

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Davey Peterson.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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