Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Trayvon Martin and George Zimmerman.

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What's worse than seeing 5 dead babies on the side of the road? Realizing slavery is banned after buying a perfectly good young black male for a reasonable price at your local walmart.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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Why did the baby cross the road? A very uncaring parent left their infant outside. The unsupervised baby then crawled under the fence and began to head towards the road. When the baby began to cross the road, there were two cars coming from both directions. Luckily, they saw the baby and came to an abrupt stop. Unfortunately, when the baby made it to the other side, an eagle swooped down and snatched the baby, because it is a bird of prey. Fortunately, the child's life was spared by the eagle. The Department of Child Services showed up later only to confiscate the baby from the parents. The eagle wanted to adopt it, but it could not speak nor could it sign the legal documents because it was an eagle.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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person 1:Dude, look at the news person 2:Yea man, its D ick Cheney person 1: what a d ick head

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A good start

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What did Frodo do when he realized that he needed to destroy the ring? He simply walked into Mordor

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If you are my friend like it!

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

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