- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen got hit by a bus. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Helen!!

why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

A black man walks into a bar and is proptly told to leave. He proceeds to sue the bar owner, then buys the bar and turns it into a community center that helps at risk children.

What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

How do you make friends with a squrriel? Trust me, don't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

What did the person with down syndrome do? He mumbled for a while, chewed on his thumb, fell flat on his face, and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was crudely stapled to another chicken who insisted on doing so.

knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and broccoli? A lot.

What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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Your mother was a hamster, And your father smelt of ElderBerries!

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

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