- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

So, same time tomorrow then?

I hope you shut the others down before you called me by my name, otherwise this will convo will get fairly short.

There was a hundred dollar note lying flat on the ground. The homeless guy didn't pick it up and walked on because he didn't see it.

How old is victor? Half past dead

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Q.whats black and white and red all over A. half a zebra

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

Tell me a joke Tell me a joke! TELL ME A JOKE!!! ...Womens Rights

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

Soccer...

Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Q: How much dirt is in a hole 3 by 6 by 2 feet? A: There's no dirt, it's a hole.

Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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