Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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what's the difference between a box of dead babies and a corvette? I don't have a corvette in my garage!

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Q: why do irish people like swimming A: because it's fun

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Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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