He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

If a girl sleeps with 20 guys, she's a slut. If a guy does the same... He's Gay.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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