- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

shut up kobe!

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Roses are red. Violets are red. My thumb is red because I accidentally put it in the toaster.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

what has 50 legs, but can't walk? half of a centipede

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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