- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

What do you call the twin towers? An airport

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Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Knock knock. Death.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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