- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Q:what do you call a black man flying a plane? A: a pilot

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

What's the difference between a turtle and a fish? Turtles aren't fish.

A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

What starts with P and ends in ORN? Porn.

What did the fat man do when someone told him he was fat? He kept eating, for he was deaf.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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