- Anti Joke

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a load of bread.

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

why is 6 afraid of 7? because 6 is a capitalist and 7 is a communist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

Why can't black people swim? Cause poop don't float!

Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!