Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A white guy, a hispanic guy, and asian, a black guy, a philipiean guy, and a wait what am i doing?

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one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

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Moral below, I understand you are one of us, but you are not supposed to act when I, your leader is spreading the message, if you want to risk harming the fundation behind your status as a shadow and its benefits, I suggest you cease signing your comments with moral. Moral the friendly neighbourhood r*pist: "Ruining the fundation behind the life of your choosing, will always end up ruining your chance to live and act freely, if you are a true shadow, then you will follow and obey"

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

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if you give somebody a dollar and they give you a different dollar you both have a dollar

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If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

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That's what SHE said!

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SC Johnson a Family Company

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