- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He quickly works on treating the injuries he had received from hitting his head against the bar when he had walked into it.

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

what do you call an ocelot with ebola? an ocelot that might die soon.

have you heard of the new german microwave? it seats about 30

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

What did the policeman say to the chav? Dickhead!

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What is the difference between a girl and a boy? Well, a girl has two x-chromosones but a boy has and X and a Y chromosone.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

How do you give Salley enough energy swim against the river current? Add your own electric current.

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