What do you call two gay black men in one sleeping bag? There names

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q. What roles did girls play in the Gold Rush of 1849? A. Miners.

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

You idiot.

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

Anti Joke

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