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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

How did Princess Diana cross the road? Through the windshield

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Yeah, it makes sense if you think about it, I changed my alias back and forth from Axel Knight, to Axel White, first because Axel White sounded not only as a opposite to Nero, but also because it sounded like something a Nazi leader would call himself, we went renegade and used that in order to draw in and bust a lot of Neo Nazi`s with enough money and bad intentions to make bad stuff happen. But thats another story, I heard about an Axel Knight partaking in Point Zero, had I known you where the leader (I hope you are being honest friend) I would have warned you much sooner, but there was no way for me to know if you where working together... Since you literally where.

Why did it die Nothing died

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Whats the most common use of a butt plug after school? In the sport of pole vaultIng, the butt plug is the rubber end of the pole that is designed to withstand the force of being planted in a steel box.

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

a man is running away

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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