Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Hello Braydon

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What do you say to a friend when they're feeling down? The Game

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I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

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Q) what's black and white and red all over? A) a slaughtered zebra.

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Vodka is less Than dinner for two

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Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

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guess what what that wasnt it

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

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Hitler Call of Duty Score Kills: 6 million Jews Deaths: 1

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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This is an anti joke. Please make it the bestest and most well likeded one on this site.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Roses are red violets are blue come on love show me you boobs/by kw

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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