Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

So a leg, an arm and a head win the Boston marathon. And I'm sitting here masturbating, ...

So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

If you have 5 dollars, and Chuck Norris has 5 dollars, you are both very poor.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

24!

what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

javascript:alert("your own");

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

What do you call a needle with two points? A two headed needle.

what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

Woman Rights

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely to get to a source of food or escape a predator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...