How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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miley cyrus

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a blonde, a brunette and a red head are robbing a bank, they hear the police coming, so they try to find a place to hide. The red head hides in cat cage, the brunette hides in dog cage and the blonde hides in potatoe sack. When the police come the brunetter says "Woof, Woof!" the red head says "MEOW! MEOW!" and the blonde says "P-O-T-A-T-O-E!"

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What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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69

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Whats big, hard, and in my pants? A tumor.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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so 3 guys walk into a bar.....the 4th one ducks

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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