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Is the capitol of Michigan pronounced DEE-troit or de-TROIT? It's pronounced Lansing.

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

whats big fat and very annoying your little brother

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to there son who got an A- in math? How would I know? I can't speak Chinese.

Potassium? K.

Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

how do you get a rat out the house you lift it up and put it outside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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